MOTH INVASION

MOTH INVASION

I was actually held accountable for a “once in 20 years” moth migration, that happened in my area.  The moths camped out in my breezeways…

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Wild Beasts!

Wild Beasts!

We got a call last night.  The resident claimed that when they opened their ground floor patio door, a BEAVER ran in.  They were a…

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Are they trying to tell us something?

Are they trying to tell us something?

Our property has had the same staff in place since late 2016.  There has not been any raises in the past three years.  My owner…

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Where's my Rock, so I can bash my head?

Where’s my Rock, so I can bash my head?

Our property profile consists of a large number of contract employees, that cannot commit to a full year’s lease.  We have a very large property…

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THEY WANT A TRANSFER... AND WE'RE THE BAD GUYS.

THEY WANT A TRANSFER… AND WE’RE THE BAD GUYS.

PLEASE REVIEW MY ANSWERS TO THIS DIFFICULT RESIDENT’S CONCERNS IN ALL CAPS. I REALLY WANT TO TELL THEM OFF, BUT OF COURSE I CAN’T, SO…

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All About The Money

All About The Money

My owners have decided that he would make lots more money for themselves and let me deal with the consequences by renting out 30 apartments…

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Crime Prevention??

Crime Prevention??

  Ummm….. ok. Here is a sample resident work order we got recently… “Location of Problem: Patio Door – Outside Problem Description: The hinges for…

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Model Tenants

Model Tenants

I manage a nicer, “A” community.  We had two residents here, they paid rent, and they lived here for years.  They never had a complaint…

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I'm SO Sorry...  I willed the tree to fall and hit your car on purpose....

I’m SO Sorry… I willed the tree to fall and hit your car on purpose….

I’M SORRY THAT THIS HAPPENED, AND WE ARE GLAD NO ONE WAS HURT, REALLY. BUT,  IF A TREE FELL ON YOUR HOUSE, WHO WOULD YOU…

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