Popcorn, faux marbling and...crack pipes?

Popcorn, faux marbling and…crack pipes?

This entry comes to us from the flicker site of Poppy Wright. (Yes, that really is her name.  Poor lass!)  Here is what she writes:

The crack-head finally moved out! Unfortunately, she didn’t actually “move out”. She just left. Here is part of the pile I made from the left-over crap. We even found an authentic crack pipe. The joint is an interior decorator’s worst nightmare. None of the carpets, paint colors, or fixtures match each other. The apartment is downright huge though, at least by NYC standards. I guess it’s all about potential.

The ceiling is that nasty stuff I always call “cottage cheese and stars”. My grandparents had it in the 70’s. Sadly, this stuff was installed here much more recently. Forget revoking the Home Depot card. I say we hunt her down and surgically install a mechanism that shocks her if she even THINKS about decorating so much as a cookie.

We hope Poppy was able to sell the crack pipe for a good sander to take care of that ceiling.